The perfect t-shirt for those fresh off the front lines of the war on Christmas. T-shirt says: 

Proud Veteran of the War on Christmas
• Two tours of Santa's Village
• Recipient: Bah Humbug Medal
• Two-time recipient: Purple Holly
• Defeated 3 elves in hand-to-hand combat. 

 It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all and the perfect attire for the holiday season. Show your contempt for Christmas by making clear, you are its enemy! 

• 100% combed and ring-spun atheist cotton
• Godless Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk godless fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping