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Make a statement with this 100% cotton unisex tee that’s as bold as your choices. Featuring the phrase “I CHOOSE THE BEAR,” this shirt nods to the viral meme where women would rather face a bear in the woods than encounter a man. With its structured fit and sharp lines, it’s perfect for layering or wearing on its own when you want to let your style—and your sense of humor—speak for itself. Plus, it’s extra trendy right now, just like that meme!

•Material: 100% cotton for maximum comfort and durability.
•Variants: Sport Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ash Grey (99% cotton, 1% polyester), and Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester).
•Fabric Weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) for a classic feel.
•Details: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, and double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem for lasting quality.
•Origin: Responsibly sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico.

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Unisex classic "I Choose the Bear" tee

$30.00Price
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