The perfect t-shirt for those fresh off the front lines of the war on Christmas. T-shirt says: 

Proud Veteran of the War on Christmas
• Two tours of Santa's Village
• Recipient: Bah Humbug Medal
• Two-time recipient: Purple Holly
• Defeated 3 elves in hand-to-hand combat. 

 It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all and the perfect attire for the holiday season. Show your contempt for Christmas by making clear, you are its enemy! 

• 100% cotton
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!