You've now found the staple t-shirt of your godless wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier atheist cotton, but it's still soft, comfy and godless. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability for all those late nights munching on cheese!

• 100% ring-spun godless cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for all atheists
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
 
This praise cheeses unisex tee is perfect for the cheese-loving atheist that you are. We wear praise cheeses t-shirts because cheese is better than gods. How, you ask? 1. Cheese is real. Unlike a god or Jesus, cheese can be detected and proven to exist beyond any doubt. 2. Cheese tastes better. I dunno if you've ever had those communion wafers during the eucharist, but let me tell you, Jesus' body ain't got nothin' on the glorious umami bomb that is any cheese. 3. Cheese smells way better. I've never smelled Jesus but I can promise you that there is no cheese on earth that smells worse than a zombie who died 2000 years ago. 4. Cheese is always there for you. You don't have to go far to find cheese these days, but try to find a god. I dare you.
 
Atheists, I don't think I have to convince you how much better cheese is than gods especially when melted over a rotisserie baby. Honestly, you could take cheese to communion and make those damned wafers finally have a flavour. Every day, I am thankful for cheese and all that its given me: belly fat, gas, debt, deep satisfaction and a lust for life. So, atheists, if we're going to praise anything, let it be cheeses. No gods required. 
 
P.s. if you grab yourself this shirt, I'd love to see you in it. Tag me on Instagram in your gorgeous selfie, you beautiful atheist: @godless_mom