This unisex atheist tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favorite. Made for those who love cheese more than religion.

• 100% combed ring-spun godless cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US
 
This praise cheeses v-neck tee is perfect for the cheese-loving atheist you are. We wear praise cheeses tees because cheese is better than religion. How, you ask? 1. Cheese is real. Unlike a god or Jesus, cheese can be detected and proven to exist beyond any doubts. 2. Cheese tastes better. I dunno if ever had those communion wafers during the eucharist, but let me tell you, Jesus' body ain't got nothin' on the glorious umami bomb that is any cheese. 3. Cheese smells better. I've never smelled Jesus but I can promise you that there is no cheese on earth that smells worse than a zombie who died 2000 years ago. 4. Cheese is always there for you. You don't have to go far to find cheese these days, but try to find a god. I dare you.
 
Atheists, I don't think I have to convince you how much better cheese is than gods especially when melted over a rotisserie baby. Honestly, you could take cheese to communion and make those damned wafers finally have a flavour. Every day, I am thankful for cheese and all that its given me: belly fat, gas and deep satisfaction. So, atheists, if we're going to praise anything, let it be cheeses. No gods required. 
 
P.s. if you grab yourself this shirt, I'd love to see you in it. Tag me on Instagram in your gorgeous selfie, you beautiful atheist: @godless_mom