Courtney Heard
Finally! Someone Explains The True Meaning Of Marriage & Why Homosexuals Shouldn’t Have I
It wasn’t until I became an outspoken atheist blogger, that I spent so much time writing about sex. In response to endless, blathering...
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Courtney Heard
Sep 30, 20144 min read
This Could Be The Most Absurd Catholic Lament I’ve Ever Read
As if we haven’t had enough Catholic cry-babyism, David Mills has gone and outdone himself bitching and moaning about something that...
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Courtney Heard
Sep 25, 20146 min read
Witness To Hate: God Loves Transphobia
If there’s one thing I am sure of about God, it’s that the fucker can’t get his mind off the D. He just cannot stay outta your pants...
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Courtney Heard
Sep 24, 20146 min read
Jeebot Writes Letter To Atheist Professor… I Couldn’t Help But Write Back
Greg Trimble, ladies and homeboys, decided it would be in his best interest, and not embarrassing at all, to pen an open letter to his...
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Courtney Heard
Sep 16, 20144 min read
Madonna and Satan Set Their Sights On The Destruction Of Good
Madonna Here’s a little fact about GM that could potentially drive a wedge between you and me: I loathe Madonna. It’s not because I find...
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Courtney Heard
Sep 4, 20145 min read
Married To A Fatass: What You Owe Your Spouse
There’s not much better for comic relief than marriage advice from a jeebanger. Here’s one who says we should probs not be fatties,...
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Courtney Heard
Aug 27, 20146 min read
14 Ways To Destroy Religion With Your Kids
*Blank stare* So, I read this. Don’t look at me like that. You know I can’t help myself. Interestingly, there are some good points in...
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Courtney Heard
Aug 26, 20146 min read
Atheist Absurdities: Yes, This Man Is Actually Free To Roam Without His Big Boy Pants
Welcome to the Carnival, heretics. I barely survived this one. What I’ve just read was such an assault on my mind, that I actually had to...
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Courtney Heard
Jul 22, 20144 min read
Atheists: Do You Apologize For The Religious?
Last Wednesday, I peeled myself off the beach in Playa Del Carmen to trudge to the corner store for some cold beers and a couple of...
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Courtney Heard
Jun 18, 20146 min read
Christianity: Only Glitter Glue Can Hold Up That House Of Cards
Christianity is bolted in reality. I know. I did the very same double take when I read that in a headline yesterday morning. Even...
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Courtney Heard
Jun 11, 20143 min read
Life Is Short, So Christians Have Affairs?
In a twist of absolute poeticism, a web site that facilitates affairs between two married people, has reported how its users identify...
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Courtney Heard
Jun 5, 20145 min read
Atheists, Is It Time We Ease Up On Our Persecution of Christians?
You can’t really get out of bed anymore without hearing piles of Jeebots insist they are being persecuted all over the world. Writhing...
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Courtney Heard
Jun 4, 20144 min read
Jeebot Makes Excellent Point About Why Atheists Should Not Want To Save The World
I know Godless Mom has torn apart some pretty … imbecilic jeebots here on Godlessmom.com but today, I bring you a blog post from a...
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Courtney Heard
Jun 3, 20145 min read
My Six Favourite Things About Religion
It’s funny how many people out there presume to know me based on a blog post, a single tweet or even my profile picture. They insist I’ve...
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Courtney Heard
May 30, 20143 min read
Atheist Life Hacks: 6 Different Styles Of Debating Theists
As Godless Dad always says, if you mess with the donkey, you get the ass. When theists successfully draw me into debate, they awake a...
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Courtney Heard
May 28, 20144 min read
Why Do Atheists Hate God?
Godless Mom woke up to 4 or 5 Jeebots spamming her mentions on Twitter this morning, all filled with hateful Christian rhetoric and so, I...
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Courtney Heard
May 21, 20143 min read
Here’s Where You Can Stick Your Bible After You Take An Atheist To The Sistine Chapel
When you open a blog post with, “Not trying to start a fight here, but this probably will.”, you’ve already lost. You’ve lost at life,...
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Courtney Heard
May 15, 20146 min read
More Questions For Atheists and This Time, They’re Gonna Hurt
I have officially found the absolute worst list of questions for atheists ever. Every question is loaded, every question is leading and...
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Courtney Heard
May 13, 20142 min read
Overcoming Sin With The One Minute Jeebot
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and ribs, I’ve gone intertube mining and dug up some gold. His name is Dr. Bobby Conway! He is the most super...
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Courtney Heard
May 6, 20144 min read
The Fleshy Lusts Which War Against The Jeebot Soul
I had the pleasure, pardon the pun, of coming (sorry!) across this prolific pile of shit yesterday. It gave me a good case of the...
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