About Godless Mom 7/8

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Become A High School Dropout

Courtney Heard

Aug 28, 20148 min read

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Become A High School Dropout

My blood may run thick with poutine, but Mommy’s heart is partially True Blue Aussie. Two separate years of my life were spent down...

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Atheist Life Hacks: How To Lose Your Car To The Winchester Curse

Courtney Heard

Aug 21, 201411 min read

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Lose Your Car To The Winchester Curse

There’s really nothing quite like standing on the side of the Interstate just outside of San Jose, California, on your birthday, next to...

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Courtney Heard

Aug 20, 20141 min read

Why I Am An Atheist

You all have sent in so many stories of how you came to identify as an atheist, so I thought it was time to share my own story. This was...

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Hell Has Frozen Over, Godless Mom Agrees With A Christian Blogger… Sort Of

Courtney Heard

Aug 20, 20147 min read

Hell Has Frozen Over, Godless Mom Agrees With A Christian Blogger… Sort Of

Parenting be hard, yo. Well, thank you Mommy Obvious. Sorry. It’s hump day. My mind is elsewhere. It’s true, though. I thought I knew it...

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Stupid Jeebot Questions: Why bother debating at all?

Courtney Heard

Aug 6, 20145 min read

Stupid Jeebot Questions: Why bother debating at all?

Twitter, as we know, is a ripe and fruitful ground for nothing but brilliance, education and high conversational standards. The words...

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Courtney Heard

Jul 31, 20149 min read

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Say Goodbye

I swear that I had a week’s worth of funny, goofy posts for you this week, but then bullshit happened and then this morning I awoke to...

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Richard Dawkins, The Amazing Atheist & Our Obsession With Rape

Courtney Heard

Jul 30, 20148 min read

Richard Dawkins, The Amazing Atheist & Our Obsession With Rape

When I first read the Amazing Atheist’s comments targeted at a rape victim on Reddit, my stomach turned. When I first read Richard...

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This May Horrify A Catholic Mom, But As An Atheist Mom, I’d Be Proud

Courtney Heard

Jul 29, 20146 min read

This May Horrify A Catholic Mom, But As An Atheist Mom, I’d Be Proud

When I think of condoms, I think about the single invention could save our planet and our species. Generally, with a “bow-chicka-wow-wow”...

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Atheist Life Hacks: Putting The Fear Of God Into A Mexican Cabbie

Courtney Heard

Jul 24, 20149 min read

Atheist Life Hacks: Putting The Fear Of God Into A Mexican Cabbie

If there’s one thing I cannot stand, it’s people telling me how dangerous Mexico is. Especially people who’ve either never been there, or...

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Atheists: Do You Apologize For The Religious?

Courtney Heard

Jul 22, 20144 min read

Atheists: Do You Apologize For The Religious?

Last Wednesday, I peeled myself off the beach in Playa Del Carmen to trudge to the corner store for some cold beers and a couple of...

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An Atheist On Activism, Human Rights & Getting To Know Heroes

Courtney Heard

Jul 3, 20144 min read

An Atheist On Activism, Human Rights & Getting To Know Heroes

I don’t believe in fate. That much is probably obvious. I do think that a mind that believes something strongly enough will work,...

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What I’ve Learned About The Atheist Community In The Past Week

Courtney Heard

Jun 25, 20145 min read

What I’ve Learned About The Atheist Community In The Past Week

During this past week, I have been consumed with the Free Mubarak campaign. I have been desperate to find help with this cause because of...

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Atheist Life Hacks: How To Miraculously Escape The Jaws Of A Shark

Courtney Heard

Jun 13, 20147 min read

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Miraculously Escape The Jaws Of A Shark

I dunno if you’ve ever been to Thailand, but there are two things you ought to know about it. 1. They serve Thai rum in buckets. We’re...

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Atheist Life Hacks: How To Avoid Looking At A Sparkly Banana Hammock

Courtney Heard

Jun 6, 20147 min read

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Avoid Looking At A Sparkly Banana Hammock

When you’re young and you’ve just started a new marketing firm, you can tend to be naive about who you take on as a client. The day I...

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Atheist Life Hacks : What To Do When A Buddhist Cops A Feel

Courtney Heard

May 16, 20145 min read

Atheist Life Hacks : What To Do When A Buddhist Cops A Feel

It was just barely 1992. My family and I had just spent two days traveling on boats, buses, taxis and planes to get from Koh Samui,...

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Courtney Heard

May 14, 20146 min read

25 Little Known Facts About Godless Mom

In recent days, I’ve been asked a lot of personal questions from some of my readers. I’m taking this as a sign that y’all wanna know more...

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Courtney Heard

May 12, 20144 min read

Every Atheist Parent Needs: John Green

My stepdaughter is smart as hell. She’s far ahead of her years when it comes to most things, and she’s able to put together shit that...

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Atheist Life Hacks: How To Date A Muslim Man

Courtney Heard

May 9, 20144 min read

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Date A Muslim Man

Atheists are bigots. If I had a pie for every time I heard that, I’d be Kirstie Alley. When I was in college – and I really have no idea...

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NFL Draft Day 2014 – Clearly A Day To Reflect On God

Courtney Heard

May 8, 20144 min read

NFL Draft Day 2014 – Clearly A Day To Reflect On God

If you’ve been paying attention, you know Godless Mom is a Cleveland Browns fan. But wait a fucking second, you grew up in the great...

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8 Parenting Tactics I Use That Will Surely Have Me Burning In Hell

Courtney Heard

May 7, 20147 min read

8 Parenting Tactics I Use That Will Surely Have Me Burning In Hell

Little known fact about Godless Mom: I once dated a child. Sure, he was a man child, but mentally, he was a goddamned (no holy) child. He...

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