The Pope is reportedly going to be giving the okay to give sainthood to Mother Teresa. St. Teresa… why not? She helped the poor and the sick, did she not? She devoted her life to the less privileged in India, no? She lived amongst the ailing and gave comfort to those in their last hours… right?
It would appear that way, yes. However, what was really going on was far more sinister, and deserving of nothing but our ridicule and criticism.
Don’t take my word for it, though. Here’s Penn, Teller and Christopher Hitchens:
Still not sure? Here’s more from Mr. Hitchens:
Not enough, you gullible simpleton? Read The Missionary Position by Christopher Hitchens, then.
If Mother Teresa is canonized, it’ll only serve to lower my opinion of the Catholic church, and that’s saying a lot, since I already think worse of the institution than I do Hitler’s decayed sphincter.
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