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50 Shades of Shut The Hell Up

Some books are simply not worth my time. Mostly, those books end up on the bestsellers list. You won’t catch me reading Danielle Steel. Not a huge fan of John Grisham or Stephen King, although I have enjoyed a few of their novels. Dan Brown lost my interest after it became apparent that he wrote

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Erect In The Pew: Stop Wearing Leggings For Jesus!

Bill Nye

Godless Mom was onceĀ firedĀ from McDonald’s. There you have it, my dirty little secret. You see, I was 15, and it was my first job and I didn’t take it as seriously as perhaps I should have. Some say it’s hard to get fired from McDonald’s but it’s really not. Simply stop showing up. That oughtta

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A New Personal Service That’s Making God Very Mad

MYFB

Did you know that professional cuddling is a thing? Like, all the single ladies can now dial-a-spoon and get a bearhug on demand, so long as they can cough up the dough. If you’re lonely, or just miss a little human touch but could never go as far as paying for sex, you can actually

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This May Horrify A Catholic Mom, But As An Atheist Mom, I’d Be Proud

Condoms

When I think of condoms, I think about the single invention could save our planet and our species. Generally, with a “bow-chicka-wow-wow” in the background. Thinking about a pecker poncho usually brings a grin to my face, even if it’s not on the chiseled body of Alexander Skarsgard, because in this tiny little banger balloon,