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Ask Mommy: My Parents Keep Asking Me To Pray, What Should I do?

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Seeing someone pray, to me, can only be described as alarmingly creepy. Watching a person mouth words to something that is not there – to someone who has never believed in a god, it’s like watching an adult pull down his trousers and shit on the floor. You start in with the “Heavenly Father…” bullshit and I’m all

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7 Of The Most Useless Things Jeebots Pray For

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We’ve all seen a jeebot pray for something so vacuous, so inconsequential that we find ourselves stunned into silence. How can someone insist there is a god who would listen to that crap? The mere fact that jeebots pray for this shit is proof that religion is nothing but an exercise in arrogance, narcissism and

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