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How (Not) To Deal With Jehovah’s Witnesses At Your Door

Carl Sagan gives zero fucks

So, this bullshit happened the other day. Let's set the scene, shall we? It's like 10am on a weekday during spring break, so I'm home with my 5 year old boy and 11 year old stepdaughter who are currently arguing about wether or not the dining room table is out of bounds. I'm still in my pyjamas because its 10am on a weekday during spring break and I am at home with my 5 year old and 11 year old who are currently in mid argument. When, exactly, would I have had time to put on presentable clothes in which I could have better debated the origin of our species?