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Triggered: All Atheist Conferences Are For White Men Only

Halal lattes

I once hacked into my mom’s school district BBS account and stayed up all night arguing with the teachers in my town about the death penalty. I identified myself and argued clearly, with facts and reason, while they all grew irrational justice hard-ons and descended into fits of “tough on crime”. My mom, a sixth grade

6 Frustrations Only Outspoken Atheists Understand

Frustration

I love writing about atheism, and tweeting about atheism and debating about atheism, I really do. Sometimes though, it can be as frustrating as trying to find sense in a Salon article. Here are a few of the frustrations only out and open atheists understand: 1. When the terminally faithful accuse you of calling yourself

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Atheist Life Hacks: How To Fight A War In Vietnam

Hallucinogenic trip

I used to do a lot of magic mushrooms. I know, you’re probably thinking, this explains a lot. You’d probably be right. I’m sure the amount of mushrooms I did rewired something in my wetware. A mushroom trip is not easy to explain. Best I can describe it, they make everything utterly and exquisitely delightful and

A Quick Lesson For Atheists About Bigotry

rarity bullshit

Last week, as you know, #InterviewGate2016 went down like the Occupy movement, sluggishly led by people who have alarms set for 4:20, cosplay as Old Yeller and who can be found knuckles-deep in kinetic sand when things get confrontational. I won’t go over what happened again, but the gist, for this post’s sake, is that

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Video: Don’t Be A Racist, It Has Nothing To Do With Islam!

Nothing to do with Islam

I love this guy. He sums it up perfectly. The argument that Islamic terrorism has nothing to with Islam, is absurdity at its purest. What do you think? Do these things have anything to do with Islam? Let me know in the comments.

Atheist Life Hacks: How To Survive Y2K

I survived y2k

This is going to be an embarrassing one for GM. Buckle up, grab your popcorn and prepare to laugh at me. The year was 1999. I was living with my cousin and her tiny orange cat, Benny, in a small two bedroom apartment, working at the airport and attending college. People were listening to the

You’ll Never Guess Who’s Mad About The Old Lust N’ Thrust Again

Jingle my bells

We all know nothing pisses off God more than a good ol’ in n’ out sesh. He’s worried about your junk. He’s worried about where you stick it, how you touch it and how many layers cover it up. He’s concerned about what gender you stick it in, which hole and whether or not you’re

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7 Things Faith Can Save You From

crazy jesus

When you’re an outspoken atheist on the internet, you get sent a lot of cringe-worthy links. We’re talking Lucy-level cringe: I was sent, recently, to this Christian article: 7 Things Faith Can Save You From – which is not really an articles so much as a slideshow of heaping bullshit. I’m just going to go ahead and

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11 Books To Send With Your Kid On ‘Bring Your Bible To School Day’

God's power

You know I have a problem clicking through on links to apologist propaganda. You also know I especially have this problem when the headline is too much to wrap my mind around. Well, I did it again, heathens. I recently I saw a headline about “Bring Your Bible to School Day” and right after I kissed

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Nine Ways Atheists Get More Joy Out Of Life

Thou shalt touch thyself!

Yesterday on Twitter, I was sent this tweet: @1966_lee @godless_mom another lost soul who have no joy, must laugh at Christianity to feel good about themselves. Very sad — mardy (@mardybp) September 23, 2015 Aside from the fact that she has a very loose grasp of the English language, and aside from the fact that

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