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Jeebot Explains God’s Affinity For Hide & Seek, Fails Miserably

Joel Osteen Cash Money

My old boss hated meetings. I mean, I understand, I hate meetings, too. But, he loathed them to the point that we were forbidden to have them even when we desperately needed them. I was the marketing director and this was a multi-department grocery store with many department managers. I was expected to design a flyer

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Things The Godly Say: Just Let People Believe What They Want To Believe!

Sansa Ramsay

Well, it’s Friday, folks. T minus eleven hours until I can crack a fresh one and shut my brain off. I’m struggling today, folks. I really am. Sleep… she avoids me like I’m Ramsay Bolton with a hard-on and she’s a Brienne-less Sansa Stark. But I digress, I did not come here to trigger any

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Things The Godly Say: Respect My Beliefs!

respect my beliefs

There once was a little girl who lived in Ontario, Canada. Makayla. She was just eleven years old when she was diagnosed with leukemia. As horrifying as this diagnosis sounds, doctors were quite hopeful that the girl would survive, giving her a seventy-five percent chance of beating the disease. As prescribed, the young girl underwent eleven weeks

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Things The Godly Say: It Takes More Faith To Be An Atheist

If I had a buck for every time someone told me it takes more faith to be an atheist, I’d have more cash than Kanye’s blown. I’m not really sure what leads theists to believe it’s a clever thing to say, because really, it’s more self deprecating than anything. As my biology teacher once said, let’s dissect

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7 Things Faith Can Save You From

crazy jesus

When you’re an outspoken atheist on the internet, you get sent a lot of cringe-worthy links. We’re talking Lucy-level cringe: I was sent, recently, to this Christian article: 7 Things Faith Can Save You From – which is not really an articles so much as a slideshow of heaping bullshit. I’m just going to go ahead and

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Why Religion Needs To Be Destroyed

Stephane "Charb" Charbonnier

If you’re a believer, I bet you clicked on this link because it stirred up some anger in you. I bet you’ve already made up your mind that what I have to say in this blog post is disagreeable to you. Without having read a word, I’d put money on the fact that you’ve decided that

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Things The Godly Say: Atheism Requires Faith

Atheism faith

There’s not a single open, outspoken atheist out there who has not had some desperate jeebot tell us that atheism requires more faith than God. Just this morning I tripped over this tweet: It’s one of the more amusing things believers say, because in such a simple statement there are so many errors. The first

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Atheism Requires More Faith Than … Faith?

Bill Cosby WTF

So, yesterday went something like this: work, work, write, blog, tweet, work, mom, dinner, mom, sleep, then don’t sleep, then get the fuck up and interweb. During my insomniacal interwebbing, I always end up clicking links that take me deeper and deeper into what I like to call, the Holy Web. This is the part

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