Jeebot Explains God’s Affinity For Hide & Seek, Fails Miserably

Joel Osteen Cash Money

My old boss hated meetings. I mean, I understand, I hate meetings, too. But, he loathed them to the point that we were forbidden to have them even when we desperately needed them. I was the marketing director and this was a multi-department grocery store with many department managers. I was expected to design a flyer

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The Skepticism Theists Share With Atheists – Why Don’t They See It?

Indian god

If you’ve ever been completed dumbfounded at a theist’s inability to see the parallels between their own lack of belief in all gods but theirs and an atheist’s lack of belief in all gods including theirs, you’re not alone. A Christian approaches the claim that Vishnu exists the same way us heathens look at Yahweh.

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New Podcast Episode: Punching Nazis & Muslim Ban!

Muslim ban & Punching nazis

So, we are finally going to be going live every two weeks. If you want to catch us when we record our podcasts live, make sure you’re subbed to our YouTube channel: Common Heathens. The next episode will be airing on Valentine’s Day at 1pm Pacific time. We hope to see you there, you sexy

Every Atheist Needs: Hand Of God

Hand of god

Settle the fuck down, heathens. It’s a television series. Produced by Amazon, Hand of God stars Ron Perlman as a judge who suddenly starts to receive instruction from god in the form of his comatose son’s voice. There’s really no deep, moving message you’re going to get from this show. It’s just an exercise in

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How To Spot A Nazi

Yessir brigade

Presenting… your honourable (I use the term loosely) commander, General Snowflake. Yessir brigade at attention!¬† At ease, soldiers. What has brought me here today, men, women and attack helicopters, is a simple reminder that as a member of the Yessir Brigade, you are hereby obligated to identify Nazis. Your pointer fingers better be sharp and

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Atheist Life Hacks: How To Fly Your Dog To Mexico

Rocky

The night I moved to Mexico, it was snowing. I stood in line at YVR with my best friend, who is now Godless Dad, resting my bag on a giant animal crate stuffed full of my other best friend, Rocky. My stomach was in knots. I was about to hand over my baby dog to

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Did Jesus Actually Exist? Why It Doesn’t Matter

Jesus in the shitter

Defying all previous trends, I got an email from a believer a couple of days ago that actually asked a decent question. It was coherent, to the point, and not at all framed in a “gotcha” sort of way. It’s not begging the question, nor erecting straw men. It’s just an honest question from someone

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Stupid Atheist Goaded Into Answering Idiotic Questions… Again

y u no reply stupid atheist?

In my long wait for a decent question from a believer, I have collected hundreds of really asinine questions. They sit, collecting on top of themselves, in my inbox, waiting for attention; waiting for an answer. Sometimes, the asker keeps emailing me, “Can’t answer my question? Stupid atheist!” “Why won’t you answer me? Afraid?” And

Ask Mommy: Help! I Don’t Believe Anymore, But My Daughter Still Loves Church!

Child in Church

I got this question in an email recently: Here is my situation. I gave up any religious beliefs for almost a decade, during which time I married and had a child. My husband is atheist. I recently went back to Christianity for almost a year and started taking our 4 and a half year old

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Video: Carnivore, Vegetarian, Vegan or… Breatharian?

Jasmuheen

Some people are so desperate to have the world bend and shape itself to the reality they desire, that they would die for it. I hope this woman gets the help she deserves before she kills anyone else:

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