Holy F*cking Comments: Candy & Boobs!

Candy

I haven’t done a comment round up in a long time, y’assholes, and I always enjoyed it. So, I thought I’d deliver to you some of the best, most guffaw-worthy abominations of the English language I’ve had posted to my content lately, so you and I can crack a beer, pop some corn and watch the

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This Theist Thinks He’s Found The Way To Help Atheists See The Light

Do you see the light?

Lawrence Meyers over at Faithzette, thinks he’s found the only open door through which atheists can find a faith in god. Hilariously, he actually asserts that the reason we have trouble believing in a god, is because we have a misconception of what god is… and he’s not being satirical. He’s dead serious: Many atheists have simply

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Every Atheist Needs: Bill Paxton In Big Love

Bill Paxton in Big Love

Over the weekend, the world became a little bit less awesome with the death of Bill Paxton. Forced to think back on his career, many of us have, in the last twenty-four hours, likely exclaimed that it felt like he was in damned near every movie ever made. 2 of the last 3 movies I

Here’s Why I Don’t Give A Sh*t How Many Sweet Nothings Pope Francis Has For Atheists

Popey McKidFucker, the Sentient Turd Smear

Since yesterday morning, I’ve been tweeted and emailed and messaged hundreds of links to various stories reporting that Pope Francis says it’s better to be atheist than to be a shitty Catholic. With each new tweet, message and email, the temperature of my blood has risen and now, just a day later, it’s boiling. But

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Ask Mommy: My Parents Keep Asking Me To Pray, What Should I do?

prayer

Seeing someone pray, to me, can only be described as alarmingly creepy. Watching a person mouth words to something that is not there – to someone who has never believed in a god, it’s like watching an adult pull down his trousers and shit on the floor. You start in with the “Heavenly Father…” bullshit and I’m all

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This Jesus Lover Is The Perfect Example Of How Religion Eliminates Critical Thought

Electric Chair

Unless you’ve been reading my blog with your eyes closed, you know I am dead set against the death penalty. So much so, that I consider myself an anti-death penalty activist. Hopefully you’ve read my in-depth series on the death penalty here, but if you haven’t, here’s the long and short of my position delivered

Video: Gay Law Student Destroys His Gay Conversion Counselor

Scott Blair, Gay Conversion Therapy

Heaven help the gay conversion counselor who decides to take on a gay Harvard law student. After Scott told his mom he was gay, she said to him she wanted to drive her car into a tree. If that wasn’t awful enough, his atheist father and Catholic mother decided to join a group for “ex-gay […]

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New Podcast Episode: Vagina Eggs?

Vagina eggs

Donovan and I might have had a little bit too much fun last week chatting about the giant hunks of stone Gwyneth Paltrow is telling people to shove up their snatch. Sorry for all the giggling, but really, if you’ve been talked into walking around with a rock in your twat, you’re gonna get laughed at.

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Every Atheist Needs: Eagles Of Death Metal: Nos Amis

Eagles of Death Metal: Nos Amis

Just over a year ago, we watched as religious fanatics attacked our most beloved institutions: rock & roll, sport & food. In Paris, the very soul of western culture was being terrorized, brutalized and slaughtered in the name of a raging mythological creature and the promise of his blissful playground in the sky. The joy we

Bill Nye Is Back On TV & Here’s His Promo

Bill Nye Saves The World

I thought this day would never come! Bill Nye is back on television and this time he’s going to save the world! With tons of guest stars, loads of science and what looks to be a whole lot of debunking, Nye is going to make Netflix great again. Well, more great. Bigly great! check out […]

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