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How Do Atheists Explain Anything?

Ball of the gaps

In my head right now, I have that insipid line from Rebecca Black’s glossolalia episode, Friday. You know the line. It’s goddamned poetry: “Fun, fun, fun, fun…” I’ve got this line in my head, because nothing is more fun than when theists demand an explanation for the unexplained, or the insufficiently explained phenomena that saturates our

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This Christian Wants You To Tell Your Kids Something Awful & He’s Wrong


I’m headed to church tonight, you dirty infidels, so let’s call this a preemptive strike. I apologize in advance for starting your weekend with this horseshit, but by the end of this, I think you’ll agree with me, that this needed knocking down. So, before I go sit my godless ass in a pew under

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Why Stop At X-Men? Here Are 10 More Movie Posters That Ought To Be Apologized For

The Big Lebowski

Disclaimer for those who have difficulty interpreting tone: this is satire. S-A-T-I-R-E. Satire. Put your fucking pitchforks down, there will be no outrage trafficking today.  I don’t know about you, but I sure am glad Fox stopped using the horrifying, misogynist poster to promote X-Men. When I heard the news, I was on my way

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How To Fix The World In Three Easy Steps

Pale Blue Dot

Dana Hunter, over at the Orbit, posed the question, what three things would you change about the world? Now, Dana and I have a history… kind of. I once tweeted her my thoughts, politely, on a post she’d written, and was blocked moments later. Literally, this is all I said: I was block by @Dhunterauthor for

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Your Stories of Atheism: Jailed, Beaten for A Facebook Post


This is an ongoing series featuring your stories of how you came to identify as an atheist. If you want to send me your story, you can submit it here. To read past stories, click here. I was sent this story recently, and I have no way of confirming if it is true or not.

The Truth: How I Feel About Believers


As Godless Mom, I get approached a few times a day by a theist with their back up. Perhaps it’s the word godless, or maybe it’s the memes I post that are critical of the beliefs they hold dear. Whatever the case, they often come at me guns blazing and I have to try and diffuse

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This Pastor Thinks His 3 Questions For Atheists Will Bring Us To God


Finally back from working for Godless Dad, I’ve buried myself in theist nonsense again and this post was a fucking gem. 3 Things to say to an atheist is not so much a list of things to say to an atheist, as it is a list of things to say to illustrate your complete lack

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Every Atheist Parent Needs: Space Racers

Space Racers

Here’s another show for you my son picked out, that I overheard while I was cooking dinner one night. The dialogue I heard was explaining the scientific method and the difference between a hypothesis and a theory. I was impressed. I put down my knife and let my split avocado oxidize while I became mesmerized

No, You’re Wrong, It Isn’t Futile


Every day, I find myself in a debate with a theist about the existence of God or the reason I am an atheist. Every day, I present the same arguments. Every day, atheists see those arguments and feel the need to comment, saying, “It’s futile. Your arguments are good, but they are falling on deaf

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When God Gives You A Smartphone

God phone

God bothering parents are always the best source of comic relief, if you can suspend your disgust at the abhorrent things they teach their children. I mean, the way they just draw God into everything like your comic-obsessed ex-boyfriend who started every conversation with, “If you could have any superpower, what would it be?”. This morning,