Category Archives: Debate

An Open Letter To The Atheist-Hating Jeebot Who Says We’re Stealing Christmas

The Atheists Who Stole Christmas

Dearest Chuck O’Neal, I read your letter to atheists, agnostics and other unbelieving Christmas celebrants. You know, the one in which you “sincerely” wished us all a Merry Christmas and then proceeded to threaten us with images of Hell? Yeah. That was about as sincere as Milli Vanilli at karaoke night. Thanks bigly. You said,

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Pet Peeve: I Am So Tired Of Being Spoken To Like This By Theists

Condescending theists

I can’t stand condescending adults. You know the sort… the ones who talk to you like you’re five years old even though you might even be older than them? It’s that tone, that waitress tone, “How’s everything tasting, here?” said like she’s operating a feathered puppet to coax a toddler into answering her. That grating tone

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The Case For Replacing Jesus With Jason Momoa

Jason Momoa's abs

Alright hetero boys, if you are at all uncomfortable with your sexuality, now’s the time to check out because Mama’s gonna praise the gods of rock hard man abs in just a few.  Consider this your trigger warning. Recently, on Instagram, I posted this meme: Stop worshipping Cesare. #atheist #atheism #atheistrollcall #atheistpics #pray #faith #religion #godless

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Are These 7 Arguments For A Creator God Convincing?

7 Arguments for god

I had a rough night last night. I went to bed early with every intention of getting up before anyone else and wandering the town with my puppy listening to my favourite podcasts. A wrench was thrown into the works when she, still just 5 months old, had a fairly messy poop situation going on.

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Another Catholic Thinks She Knows Why You’re An Atheist – Is She Right?

Catholic church

So there’s this Catholic rag… Aleteia they call it. If I gave a fuck, I’d look up what that means, but predictably, I don’t. Y’all know how I feel about the Catholic Church and defenders of it, so let’s not fake nice, here. Aleteia is a child rape apology periodical and once I took down one of

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9 Things ‘Atheist’ Does Not Mean

Atheists are satanists!

Okay, kids, say it with me. All together now: Atheism is just a lack of belief in a god. Nothing more, nothing less.  It’s like our mantra, our holy chant that we wail at the wall of ignorance. It never seems to stop; our need to explain the simplicity of atheism is neverending. I’m not

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Well, I’m Convinced! Three Arguments For Islam

Browns Superbowl

As many of you know, I have a new cat. I’ve never been a cat owner before and I like it. He’s squishy and soft and loving and he likes to wake me in the morning for scratches with my long nails. For the first month or so, he was sleeping in my stepdaughter’s bed

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7 Alternative Explanations For The Empty Tomb of Jeeby

The empty tomb of Jesus

Honestly heathens, you’re not really trying if you haven’t had someone ask, “Oh yeah? How do you explain the empty tomb, then?”. I thought we could tackle this question today. How can we explain the empty tomb of Jesus? For this exercise, we have to grant a few things. They are: Jesus existed. Jesus was

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If You Don’t Believe In God, Why Have You Devoted Your Life To Mocking Him?

If you don't believe in god...

Oh, hi! I didn’t see you there. You know, there is not a day that goes by on Instagram that I don’t get asked one specific question multiple times. In fact, I didn’t have one individual instance of this question in mind to respond to when beginning this post – instead, I scrolled through my recent comments and

Things The Godly Say: The First Law Of Thermodynamics Disproves Evolution!

DNA Evolution

Last week I got a question from a reader. I’ll keep him anonymous, but let you know is Christian considers himself a skeptic. He said, One scientific reason that I don’t accept the theory of evolution and believe there is a god is because of the First Law of Thermodynamics. The First Law simply states that matter cannot