Category Archives: Debate

This Jesus Lover Is The Perfect Example Of How Religion Eliminates Critical Thought

Electric Chair

Unless you’ve been reading my blog with your eyes closed, you know I am dead set against the death penalty. So much so, that I consider myself an anti-death penalty activist. Hopefully you’ve read my in-depth series on the death penalty here, but if you haven’t, here’s the long and short of my position delivered

Jeebot Explains God’s Affinity For Hide & Seek, Fails Miserably

Joel Osteen Cash Money

My old boss hated meetings. I mean, I understand, I hate meetings, too. But, he loathed them to the point that we were forbidden to have them even when we desperately needed them. I was the marketing director and this was a multi-department grocery store with many department managers. I was expected to design a flyer

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The Skepticism Theists Share With Atheists – Why Don’t They See It?

Indian god

If you’ve ever been completed dumbfounded at a theist’s inability to see the parallels between their own lack of belief in all gods but theirs and an atheist’s lack of belief in all gods including theirs, you’re not alone. A Christian approaches the claim that Vishnu exists the same way us heathens look at Yahweh.

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How To Spot A Nazi

Yessir brigade

Presenting… your honourable (I use the term loosely) commander, General Snowflake. Yessir brigade at attention!  At ease, soldiers. What has brought me here today, men, women and attack helicopters, is a simple reminder that as a member of the Yessir Brigade, you are hereby obligated to identify Nazis. Your pointer fingers better be sharp and

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Did Jesus Actually Exist? Why It Doesn’t Matter

Jesus in the shitter

Defying all previous trends, I got an email from a believer a couple of days ago that actually asked a decent question. It was coherent, to the point, and not at all framed in a “gotcha” sort of way. It’s not begging the question, nor erecting straw men. It’s just an honest question from someone

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Stupid Atheist Goaded Into Answering Idiotic Questions… Again

y u no reply stupid atheist?

In my long wait for a decent question from a believer, I have collected hundreds of really asinine questions. They sit, collecting on top of themselves, in my inbox, waiting for attention; waiting for an answer. Sometimes, the asker keeps emailing me, “Can’t answer my question? Stupid atheist!” “Why won’t you answer me? Afraid?” And

Merry Christmas! You’re Going To Burn In Hell!

Burn in Hell!

Righteous, evangelical theists all seem to suffer from an acute lack of self-awareness. In the very same breath they assure you of your own eternal torture, they’ll tell you they are capable of more joy and more love than you could ever wrap your mind around. In the same sentence they assure you that you’re immoral,

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7 Ways Christianity Teaches Arrogance

It's all for us!

It never changes. Every time I login to Twitter, it’s just a barrage of stupid. “It takes more faith to be an atheist!” “Why are atheists angry at god?” “Don’t insult my beliefs!” It’s just constant stream, reminiscent of the green sludge coming out of your dog after he got half a spinach lasagna when

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A Believer’s Guide To Talking To Atheists Is As Misguided As It Sounds

Horatio Caine

You know those cheesy crime dramas that have infested our pop culture like some extra-oozy clap? There’s always that one cliche episode where a little girl has been traumatized by a serial killer dressed in a bear suit who kept her in a dungeon under the circus. They rescue the girl in the opening scene

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10 Questions For Ken Ham

Ken Ham Ark Questions

Edit: I realize they were on the boat for a year. My bad. My biblically illiterate bad. Alright, Hammy. I’ve sat by listening to your horseshit long enough. You and I have a long overdue appointment with reason and it starts now. I have a few questions about your little dingy down there in Kentucky and

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