Ask Mommy: How Do I Deal With Religious Parental Guilt Trips?

There's a reason they call it Nice.

When I was fifteen, I traveled through Southeast Asia and the South Pacific with my parents. We spent two weeks on the Island of Rarotonga in the Cook Islands. Our little rental bungalow was one of about a dozen encircling a pool, where all the hotel guests gathered in the evening with dinner, drinks and

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Every Atheist Needs: Sausage Party

Sausage Party

I’ve been waiting for so long to find the time to sit down and watch this. I was told many things about it: “It’s hilarious!”, “It slaughters religion!”, “You’ll piss your pants!”. Finally, this past Friday night, I was able to watch this so-called masterpiece of comedy. Now, there is a line when it comes

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Your Stories of Atheism: Sorry Mom! We’re All Atheist!

Sorry, Mom!

This is an ongoing series featuring your stories of how you came to identify as an atheist. If you want to send me your story, you can submit it here. To read past stories, click here. Our first story this week is from Daniel: I’ve always been an Atheist. I just didn’t know it. I

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Follow Friday: Lemons, Pigs and Pics

Atheist Pig

You know what the best thing about Friday is, infidels? It’s┬áthe fact that I get to rummage through all of your hard work and highlight some of it. I fucking love the shit you do. Here is some of my favourite stuff I’d love for you to check out this week: Lee Lemon – Don’t

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Atheist Life Hacks: How To Call Out The B.S. of Islam Unapologetically

Indonesian Cops

So there I was, stealing one precious minute to myself in the laundry room as I waited for my washing machine to finish. The fresh scent of Purex, Bleach and Bounce sheets swirling around my head, I hopped up on the counter, pulled out my phone and tapped open Reddit. What’s going on in the

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New Podcast Episode: PIGS FLY! Oz & GM Agree With Jehovah’s Witnesses!

Common HEathens Jehovah's Witnesses

This month Courtney and Donovan respond to a Jehovah’s Witnesses pamphlet for teens. Plus, we answer tons of your questions! Patrons of the Common Heathens podcast get to hear a giggle-filled bloopers bonus. If you want to hear it, become a Patron : Click here. Here is this month’s episode: If you have a question

Ask Mommy: What Do I Do If I’m Asked To Say Grace?

Saying grace

Most of us have been there before: we’re sat around some huge table, shimmering with silverware and wine glasses, whiffing a savory┬álife-impaired beast that’s been basted to perfection, when the head of the table pipes up and asks you, the sole heathen at the feast, to say grace. You’re like a deer caught in headlights.

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Bye America: Trump or Hillary, You’ve Gone Too Far

Hillary Clinton

You know that feeling when you walk in on your kid doing something that infuriates you but you have to keep your shit together because kids are goddamned kids? Well, there was this one night, back when my son was a toddler. He’d just gotten his Big Boy Bed – a Disney Cars bed –

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Video: Imam of Orlando Mosque Calls For The Deaths Of LGBT

Gays must die - Imam

“Death is the sentence” says the Imam of an Orlando mosque when talking about the LGBTQ community. Yes, I said Orlando. This isn’t some obscure town buried deep in the sands of the Middle East. This is America:

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Video: What Mike Pence Thinks About Evolution Is Terrifying

Mike Pence on evolution

How do people fall through the cracks like this? It seems that most people who think this way are from the U.S.A. – do they just not teach you there? What is it you spend your days learning in school? The Pledge of Allegiance I gather… but what comes after that? This guy is a […]

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